New Laptops

Hey. Most of you guys have heard about the gov. laptops. I'm really grateful, don't get me wrong. But this is a funny situation that probably was played out in many classrooms across AUSTRALIA.

That is all

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This is you:

You: 

Yay free laptops!

Government: 

Yes...BUT

You: 

I <3 you government!

Government: 

Yes...BUT

You: 

Now I can do whatever I want!

Government: 

Yes...BUT

You: 

I can make pro movies!

Government: 

Yes...BUT

You: 

BUT WHAT!?!?!?

Government: 

There are a few things

1. If your not 'using' them properly we will take them back

2. You can't download ANYTHING (not even Google chrome or JAVA)

3. The RAM is tiny

4. The mouse pad is stuffed

5. The screen is tiny

6. Your not the administrator (meaning you can do ANYTHING)

7. You can't change your background.

You:

WHAT?!?! NO!

Government:

WHAT?!?! YES!

You:

What's in it for ME!

Government:

1. You get to keep it if you're good

2. It has iTunes

3. It's new (for a period of time)

You:

Is that all?

Government:

You get minesweeper.